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• ​​Rotten BANANA of the Week: LUNA 🌕🍌 The granddaddy of all rugs. The one that humbled us all. $60B gone in a flash. LUNA speedran “too stable to fail.” They called it a stablecoin. Turns out, the only thing stable was our depression. Charts went up, faith went higher… th…

  Oct 11, 2025 · 164,000 views

• ​​Starting 2ndOctober, we'll be peeling back the nastiest rugs in crypto once a week. Name 'em. Shame 'em. Cry together. Laugh together. This week’s Rotten BANANA: Aquabot 🪦 Pulled a $4.65M rug on Solana right before TGE. 21,770 SOL gone. Funds laundered. Replies nuked.…

  Oct 3, 2025 · 166,000 views

• 🍌 SHOW US YOUR BANANA STASH 🍌 Hi Minions Which BANANA in your collection is your pride & joy? 🔹 Screenshot your favorite banana(s) on the platform 🔹 Post & tag @thebananation on X 🔹 Make sure you're following @thebananation + points for those with rarer bananas + poin…

  Sep 30, 2025 · 125,000 views

• Banana Announcement pinned «​​PEELers, our time is coming. We’ve all been there: rugged by projects, nuked by markets, fired from jobs. Life keeps piling on, and all that’s left is to laugh while molding into the chair. That’s why BANANA exists. Not a bridge, not a ch…

  Sep 26, 2025

• ​​PEELers, our time is coming. We’ve all been there: rugged by projects, nuked by markets, fired from jobs. Life keeps piling on, and all that’s left is to laugh while molding into the chair. That’s why BANANA exists. Not a bridge, not a chain, not “the future of finance”.…

  Sep 26, 2025 · 135,000 views

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